This is a public announcement from Harry Pearce of MI5.
We have seized all details of New Manchester Walks’ Spies & Spooks tours on grounds of national security and refuse to reveal any details of this event, apart from the fact that it is taking place on Wednesday 26 November 2014, starting at 3pm, possibly from the Visitor Centre, and will be led by a man who could well be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure at the end of the tour for…well, we’ll find something.